No. Phone. WTF!

I‘ve chosen a “Distraction-Free Phone” life and I hope you‘ll respect that.

  1. My phone is always SILENT. Sorry, I didn't hear you.
  2. “Do Not Disturb” always ON from AM to PM. Please do not disturb.
  3. The first ring is enough, don‘t call me repeatedly. I'll call you back.
  4. Email or Text Messages, WhatsApp, WeChat are better alternatives.
  5. No. Nothing is an emergency.
  6. I reserve the rights to avoid all unscheduled and unknown calls.